Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Kate From Kates Playground Full Name

A vessel full of S




Pronto?

Indovina.

Potavo gerani.

Calumet II.

So chi sei.

Ho una sorpresa per te.

Non farla lunga.

Sta sbarcando sulle tue coste una nave piena di scemi del villaggio.

Da dove arrivano?

Dal mio territorio.

Quanti sono?

Settecentotrentasette.

Per la mia barbazza!

Non male, eh?

Sapevo che eri ben messo a scemi, ma…

Offendi?

Non ti sembran troppi?!

Una degna reply to "your" giant squid. That octopus

talks too much.

Yeah. However

return them to you.

do not want it.

send them elsewhere.

break the covenant.

No, come on.

You can swear. Then

harpoon them before sbarchino.

would just cute as they are my subjects.

In which case?

attack you.

I committed the troops on the front turmanno , sandarac!

Exactly.

All right, welcome them with full honors.

I spello laughter.

Click.

... ...



Sire, here comes a ship full of ...

I know everything.

give them to dogs?

No.

the pigs? Even

.

Your Majesty, you feel ill?

a competition, you win and Dumber ...

What?

Bring the runner-up in chains.

I do not understand the ultimate goal.

Transmit orders, lookout.

I might know why?

You could, yes.



... you also do you explain that?

Please.

Il piano è semplice, lo capiresti persino tu.

Fibrillo.

Il secondo classificato verrà incoronato sommo re di una piccola porzione del nostro territorio stepposo.

Al confine col sultanato di Calumet II?

Quello.

E poi?

Il sultano accamperà diritti sul terreno del nostro nuovo alleato e...

Mmm.

Si annetterà due sterpi.

Ho un’obiezione.

Sentiamo.

Così facendo perderemo una porzione consistente del nostro regno!

Settecento metri quadrati non sono “una porzione consistente del NOSTRO regno”.

Non vedo vantaggi.

Storage of flammable fluids of food and wine in the realm of stupid ... and

You are a genius.

By then we will again provide the troops face turmanno.

Ah, ah!

Things you do for a laugh, eh?

true.

Back to the guardhouse.

Here I'm fine.

Go! Two

number of laughs, eh?

Not one more.

I have another objection. Make

late for work.

And if we reason by contradiction, Calumet annex II did not want anything? Do you think

blow to him.

I think about it.

Avremmo un suddito del sultano che diventa re.

Non mi convince.

Per di più scemo.

Potrebbe passare l’idea che anche uno scemo possa diventare re.

Sappiamo che non è così.

Noi sì, ma là al sultanato sono strani.

A volte mi sorprendi.

Grazie, Sire.

Ti ricordi quel discorso sulla promozione?

Certo che me lo ricordo.

Scordatelo.

Cavolo.

Passo al piano B.

Non vedo l’ora di sentirlo.

Tutto pur di non prender freddo sulla torre.

Com’è il piano B?

Un colpo da maestro.

do not doubt it.

What fools mingling on the sound.

No! Yes



...

The mob needs to laugh.

This is true, but ...

And I even more.

not reply.

Bravo.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

What Size Is Blue Condom

[Encyclopedia]: Dragonflies elettriche




Assembled by the King for pure fun, the peaceful life of mechanical beings gladdened the whole court for five years before their sudden migration, for no apparent reason, to that weird building named weird. The terrible

Desdemona, the offspring of the Desdemona known as the "Great procreative, looking in vain and with unusual dedication to the principle of operation of the real insects, the input power of which is electrical and the output is mechanical: self-evident given here only for fun.

Dragonflies of the King developed a will of its own, following the intervention of the test food and wine, the person who finds it hard to look after their own stills and that is probably the primary cause of their migrations, as well as the synchronized appearance of the moon. The

Metalambicco some structural elements seem to have changed the dragonflies themselves, it said their characteristic "bzz bzz" and "frrr frrr" it seems that nothing has a che vedere con una qualche forma di linguaggio, seppur anche rudimentale. Non rimane che studiare, con estrema attenzione, il più recente "irp irp", precursore di nuovi scenari.


( L'Enciclopedia di Re Emoacre : testi di ggrillo e disegni di skiri )

Monday, December 8, 2008

What Are Some Violent Funny Mangas To Read?

Il matto




"Zero"

Autore: ggrillo .


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Friday, December 5, 2008

Difference Between Impetigo And Herpes

Racconto - Diana (3)

Ma normalmente i sogni, per quanto incredibili essi siano, hanno una consistenza difficilmente confondibile con quella della realtà. Così la memoria, dopo essersi inzuppata a dovere nel dubbio, tornò poco gentilmente a tormentarla: e fu tanta la confusione, che Diana a distanza di poco non seppe più distinguere la vita reale da quella onirica. Le sue giornate si esaurivano con una cadenza funebre, e ciò che le accadeva realmente ricompariva senza riserve nei suoi sonni agitati; allo stesso modo ciò che sognava faceva da padrone alle sue giornate, che divenivano così senza capo né coda. Era come in preda ad uno stato febbrile cronico, che più di un medicinale aveva già minacciato di alleviare, ma che a distanza di poche ore poteva ritenersi inutile.
Infine a spronarla fu la noia, o meglio, un sentimento che non avrebbe saputo definire meglio di così. Pensò che tutto si sarebbe risolto riprendendo cautamente la sua solita vita. La situazione mediamente preoccupante la indusse a giocare la sua carta più squisita, il trucco da maestro, lo stratagemma più sicuro che conservava nella mente. Che nella rubrica rispondeva al nome di Vallo.

- Ciao.
- Ciao.
- Ti davo per dispersa.
- Non hai sbagliato di molto.
- ...
- Hai da fare?
- Se anche fosse?

La raggiunse in poco più di mezz'ora. In quel lasso di tempo Diana si scoprì un po' tesa, come prima di un appuntamento al buio di cui conosceva già l'esito.
Quando entrò, si guardarono reciprocamente con fare maligno. L'aveva sempre visto come un maleducato, anche nella minima cosa che potesse fare nel relazionarsi con la gente; ma al momento opportuno assumeva un'inspiegabile eleganza, paragonabile soltanto a quella di un artista che dedichi la massima concentrazione al rifinimento di un'opera. Tanto che in alcuni momenti Diana provava un oscuro disagio, come al cospetto di un'entità magnifica da cui poteva solo imparare.
Dal canto suo, Vallo era piuttosto sicuro nel ritenere che Diana fosse stata l'esperienza più eclatante dei suoi 23 anni: già allora sapeva di aver trascorso con lei le ore più idilliache e depravate che potesse ricordare.

- E' la prima volta che non sono costretto a cercarti.
- Non ti ho chiamato per fare due chiacchiere.
- Che vuoi dire?
- Che adesso vengo ai fatti.
- Se ti ricordi yet how.

He took two steps to challenge him. He raised his eyebrows with an air of sufficiency, then came and took her violently to one side. Their lips were exchanged until a slimy fitting Diana, to retrace his steps, he fell back on the couch sinking. The contact of the two bodies became more and more electric finally unsustainable. Now in its saturation of the senses, he began to caress her breasts hungrily, while Diana slipped her hand gently on his sex. Vallo took off his shirt and began kissing her neck. His back, already slightly covered with sweat, shining the light bulb hanging from the center of the room. She closed her eyes, continuing a compiere gesti delicati ma sicuri, e li riaperse solo quando lo sentì irrompere in lei. Fu per entrambi come rivisitare minuziosamente i luoghi di un viaggio obliato, così intenso da non poter risiedere nel disordine delle loro caduche esistenze. Era quel flusso di percezioni inarrestabile per cui ognuno si era ripromesso di mantenere un rapporto privilegiato con l'altro. Diana riconobbe ancora una volta l'ardente impeto di quell'amante occasionale, destinato a sorreggerla nei momenti in cui oramai ogni piacere diveniva tremendamente ordinario.
Una volta concluso l'amplesso in senso stretto, Vallo rimase a lungo di fianco a lei, lasciando scorrere il palmo lungo tutta la sinuosità di quel corpo, che nuovamente gli parve divino. Nella misura in cui her fingers felt a mole on the skin more pronounced, as he had a jolt to the heart, even after hours of lust that would be appeased. Diana breathed deeply admire her face, so dedicated and attentive towards the practical inimitable. Until
came the moment when Vallo rose almost abruptly, dressed, went to take a glass of water and disappeared greeting barely. Not at all surprised, stood a few moments lying on the velvet cushions, and then rise again with a sigh.
Somehow, all this could truly make her forget the events of a few days before. But then, just minutes after coming out of a hot shower, Diana felt the bell through the apartment with the decision, but this time there was nobody who could wait.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Bmx Bike Colour Scheme Generator

Racconto - Diana (2)

The first time was on the street in the evening to half past nine. She had stopped at a cigarette machine, a few meters after that of condoms, where he had left a crumpled bill. Normally did not smoke, had never even bought cigarettes with his money, he was always able to obtain from others who offered them to him for compassion, or sometimes out of gratitude. He put the coins into the slot, they rang in the box inside, then pushed a button that flashes to tell you that the Camel had ended, and the same happened to Marlboro and Merit, as long as the machine decided that the money's not going to genius. The display faded no longer a penny, and so it was that the dealer took a punch in the stomach, while a tall, thin boy approached calmly.
- Want a cigarette?
Diana gave him cast a grimace rather talkative, but when she saw him in the face relaxed pursed lips. The boy's face was so calm and sincere that he could do nothing but add:
- Thank you.
Seconds later he was able to note that the package was put back in your pocket without taking a cigarette for himself. He asked why, and you can say that there began their knowledge: the boy began to quibble abundantly on the subject, saying several theories for which he had decided to quit but felt compelled to bring along a pack of ten, he explained that the package was the same for years, and that filled him transferring cigarettes from other packages . Diana had always hated people who talked too much, but the logic and clarity with which he expounded his bizarre argument, the enchanted, focused on every word, followed his train of thought so easily that only after about ten minutes saw the His legs were going to inertia, parallel steps by imitating him. Noting
to be in the direction of his house, Diana asked him if he wanted to get something to drink: and he not only accepted with pleasure, but what he had proposed was all they did. Obviously she had in mind only a glass of vodka, but when he went away he had already forgotten everything. It happened in a long time as if he poured all the pictures of this world on the surface of the eye. He spoke of old ladies at the post office, continued to speak ill of their youth and their pathetic ways, often children, to pity for the misfortunes of old age, women of unnecessary expenditure in constant growth, such as lip gloss, the waxing, the incense, items of underwear humanly inconceivable, cosmetics, shampoos oil with herbs, ballpoint pens, complete with pink pom-pon, refills telefoniche vitalizie eccetera; delle futili ragioni per cui il cattolicesimo continuava a perdere adepti; della sua personale attrazione per la nebbia autunnale, decisamente il fenomeno atmosferico più straordinario di sua conoscenza; delle sue interminabili attese ai concerti, giunto sempre in largo anticipo; di come gli riuscisse facile commuoversi davanti ad un vecchio quaderno di scuola, o un cartone animato che da piccolo poteva recitare dall'inizio alla fine, ma la cui memoria era stata portata via dal corso dei feroci anni adolescenziali; di come trovasse molto più stimolante cercare delle immagini negli spazi tra le nuvole, anziché nelle nuvole stesse; di come non esistessero più le grandi attrici veramente belle, e di come nessun ritocco professional could make such, the best restaurant in which he had ever eaten, in Amsterdam, the winter afternoon when the bus, for twelve whole minutes, he could not move his eyes red hair that surround the face of a girl which looked like a Botticelli to the coffee break, while the notes of a fantasy of Schumann's gently pounding timpani, how ever no vagabond had ever managed to sentence him as their dogs, forced to a life worse than it normally would be responsible them with any other master of the unexpected benefits of a hot foot bath after a run of twenty minutes in the rain, people did not know how to properly use even proverbs, the oldest beauty of this world, his obstinacy in keeping open the shutters of his room until the time of going to sleep, to have always before their eyes the lights of the street lamps, much more poetic as to tell her, how The French, like La Fontaine, Balzac, Diderot, Voltaire, Proust, Baudelaire, Rousseau, Moliere, and many others had always been damn right about everything, how the adults, as they progress through the years, repurchased substantially the wonder at the simplest things in life, the subtle touches of color in their gray routine, whose efforts could be alleviated only have come home after work, a smile of their daughters seienni; the deepest depths of memory, capable of smashing up a scent for days or decades before a melody seemingly forgotten, the free afternoons in which he went for the less busy streets of downtown, and sometimes stopped to chat with the girls sitting alone in a bar, or on the curb, asking them how they were, how things had gone the day, if they were happy and if somehow he could make them so. These and many other things that sleep forever removed.
The confusion of the morning, an accomplice of the absurdity of that unprecedented, Diana led to the conclusion that this was never really happened.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Proper Response Card Wording

Racconto - Diana (1)

will state the nature particularly timely and compelling at the same time, the venerable primeval loveliness, the sweaty heat of its thin skin, or only those forms that seemed shaped by Satan himself. The fact is that Diana had never found it difficult to get someone in bed, once they discovered the need spasmodic.
Her first boyfriend went back to elementary schools, had promised to marry now she even remembered that there was, as he saw her every morning from the back of the bus, torn between astonishment and regret. She was beautiful, yes, but his image imprinted in him a fear so deep that not even dare to approach her, he felt almost frightened by observing all the wonderful precocity. He never showed his age, everything had come early for her at sixteen had the look of a proud pornodiva, at eighteen the expertise to become one. Really
few had the honor of living in a drawer of the mind killer, designed for consumption and rarely intended for recycling. One of these was entered by mistake in his life, in every sense. A boy out so far. Probably no one had ever talked of women. That night it was traumatized, and rendered single for the rest of his days.
- Cute ... nice your apartment.
- I live with my mother.
- Ah. And then you ..
- If you do not do bare within five seconds a modo mio, chiaro?
Un altro le aveva detto scandalizzato che stava già con una ragazza, e che erano felici insieme, e che l'amava alla follia, e che non aveva bisogno dei suoi luridi servigi. Qualche minuto dopo Diana gli aveva fornito motivazioni sufficienti per indurlo a rimanere con lei tre giorni interi, durante i quali consumarono ogni vizio che venisse loro in mente. L'ultima notte, tornato a casa ad un'ora indecente, non dormì nemmeno un secondo, assalito dalle visioni dei suoi peccati; la mattina seguente suo fratello lo trovò rannicchiato a terra nel bagno del sottoscala. Un foglietto chiazzato di sangue riportava tre o quattro versi di Shakespeare: quando la sua ragazza li lesse non riuscì a piangere.
L'immagine che Diana had better memories in print, despite himself, was the first lover of inhuman grin. He had not raped, but the enthusiasm with which he had attained its intimacy always made her believe otherwise, so much so that he forgot for ever as everything had started. The fierce face of the man snapped a mechanism for a double-edged: on the one hand, she abandoned all restraint and became mature in a sense, the other always maintained the wisdom necessary to consider his actions as banned, and feel satisfied in their own error therein.
So, as a dedicated collector of minerals, Diana relentlessly gathered so many different pieces to give shape to the mosaic of his happiness: but so as the collector can be found every night, surrounded by his glass boards, only to contemplate its object more rare, even Diana ended up rethinking always just one person. She saw him just three times in just over a year, but were enough to substantially change his poor life.