Friday, February 27, 2009

Castor Oil Bowel Obstruction

[Encyclopedia]: Electro Electro




tool so agreeable as pernicious, the electric generator electric shock similar to lightning of atmospheric origin and can get in touch with the "astral light", where they are exposed and stores all events in the past. Even the most obscure and intricate mysteries that are revealed, regardless spied on by the census of the victims or the color of their spats.

predict the future, however, is something much more complex. Not enough to look carefully bluish lightning that flash in the air as real ideas: starting from an examination of past events, are necessary interpretive skills and deductive reasoning that only superior minds are able to make.

Ultimately we must not forget that, in order to probe and poke in the cases of others, you must be pure, to dip three times into a barrel of gas and wait Mercurochrome diluted with unusual planetary conjunctions unknown to most.


Notes:


1 - After the death of the Alchemist food and wine, the power is turned on only to amuse the children, by merging the eyes of prisoners without protective eyewear, including the joyous laughter of children.
2 - equivalent to refrain from sausages to be pure, not to drink wine with sulfites and blow your nose twice a day.
3 - immersion in Mercurochrome requires that you have, well planted between the shoulders, a head like that weird alchemist texts.


( Encyclopedia Emoacre Re: ggrillo texts and drawings of Skira)

Friday, February 20, 2009

Sins Punishable By Stoning




Presto!



... I need your help, food and wine.

Come on.

are already in!

skewers the salamander, and are up to you.

missing much?

guest.

'd rather not.

The haste is not seconded.

not irritated me more than it should.

I'm listening.

I need to know what happened.

When?

yesterday.

Where?

the castle.

explained.

The Queen was speaking softly with the jester and as soon as I saw it burst into nervous laughter.

is normal.

laugh at me?

the jester.

pretend. You pretend to be amused!

Maybe not to humiliate the fool.

I hide something, I feel it.

say?

I know it well, you know?

do not doubt it.

I want to know everything.

In particular, what?

whole conversation.

finish to stick needles into the body of the beast.

NOW!

All right.

Where are you going?

Follow me.

Why?

I'll show you the Electro.

Then take the candle.

Here he is there.

still looks like a big pie.

seems Emoacre king.

Instead?

is a powerful generator of electric discharges covered by a glass bell.

Oh.

Wear goggles.

I do not need.

could melt the eyes.

Sometimes you can be very persuasive. The Electro

can get in touch with the astral light.

"Astral Light" does not sound very scientific.

Yet it is the thing that stores all past and present events. Hello?

is my middle name.

ZAP! ZAPUM! TZZ! TZZZ! TZZZZZZ!

Per la mia barbazza!

Bello, vero? TZZZZZZZ!

Smetti di fare versi con la bocca.

Come vuoi.

Cuoce anche i würstel?

No, ma ad esser bravi vi si legge il futuro.

Capito, ma io non vedo né il presente né, tantomeno, il passato.

Guarda meglio.

Niente.

Prova ancora.

Zero.

Perché non sei puro.

Ti ròncolo il naso?

Nel senso che mangi troppi insaccati!

Ah.

Eh.

Beh, vero.

Mi concentro.

Potrei guardarlo per ore.

the show is not widespread.

not tell me.

heels?

Tell!

trappings returns a olisbo Emoacre the jester.

Infamous regicide! Malnati mordìcchialobi!

and whispers: "I have not washed my cake."

PASTICCINI MY?! Bury them alive in a pit of piranhas, absolutely cakes and bon bon!

not interrupt the creative flow.

Frigg.

"I'll keep close to the heart," "Oh, you're so romantic!", "Tomorrow, my queen," "Say when!", "As soon as that goat run out of breath from the old wise man. "

Goat?!

talking about you.

We Walked into that secret! Other?

you walk into the scene and the Queen laughs, awkwardly.

are broken.

Oh dear!

What's happening?

Nothing.

Speak or I'll cut your head!

I cut my head.

If you do not speak!

No, in the near future.

Nonsense! Stupid superstitions! I could never hurt you!

glimpse the end of my body.

came to me hungry.

Lucky you. Two

sausage with sweet peppers?

TZZZZZZZZ! TZZZ! TZZ! FLOP!

was a no? Yes



However, the jester was aware of my visit today.

So it seems.

How do you explain that?

do not know.

Good for you.

Yeah.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

What Does A Doctor Do For A Hematoma

[Encyclopedia] Pallamaglio




The noble game of pall-mall has its roots in ancient times, when great-grandfather disdained the deodorant and great-grandfather were reluctant to pairs. Imported from unknown merchants and spread along the coast where they would later be built in the United Emoacre, CODEST svago sviluppò proprie regole a vantaggio di una maggior agibilità: si scelse, per esempio, un terreno con il manto erboso a discapito dell’obsoleta superficie marina.

Per esercitare l’arte della pallamaglio è necessario dotarsi di una mazza d’acero, una palla di mogano, un picchetto qualsiasi, un percorso con cunette, dossi e piccole porte metalliche sotto le quali spingere la sfera con l’attrezzo appropriato. Viene proclamato vincitore quel singolo - o quella squadra - che, con il minor numero di colpi, raggiunge il picchetto posto alla fine del tracciato.

Dichiarato patrimonio dell’umanità dalla regina Gualdrappe, il nobil giuoco vanta il prestigioso “Torneo Reale”, where the abuse often leads to poker furious fights, in which the Dukes governing the accounts and the accounts, in turn, the Dukes. In this regard it is worth mentioning the plaque to the fallen (see illustration) exhibited in the courtyard of the castle of the King, a tribute that mocks, as bastions, the players won.


( Encyclopedia Emoacre Re: ggrillo texts and drawings of Skira)

Friday, February 6, 2009

Conan O'brien Wax Museum

Victory! Re


I Turmanni advance.

Good.

on all fronts.

Very good.

is just not good, Sire.

You look upset.

Il nemico assedia il castello!

Sembri un’ape in un bicchiere capovolto.

Le truppe son pronte alla resa.

Stai sudando.

E vorrei vedere!

Già.

“Già”?!

Perfetto.

Io… attendo nuovi ordini.

Non ti capisco.

Sire.

Parla più forte, non ti sento.

In che senso?

URLA, VEDETTA!

PERCHÉ?

Perché cosa?

PER QUALE MOTIVO DEBBO SGOLARMI?

Ho i tappi nelle orecchie.

TAPPI? ORECCHIE?!

Hai presente quelle due frittelle attaccate al capo che permettono l’appoggio dell’elmo da parata?

Sì.

Eh?

SÌ, VOSTRA MAESTÀ.

Quelle sono le orecchie.

MA PERCHÉ METTERSI I TAPPI?

Ho scoperto che se non ascolto notizie e non leggo dispacci, allora i fenomeni non si manifestano e i fatti non accadono.

AH.

Sono Re Emoacre e ho l’arma segreta, per la mia barbazza!

ORA È CHIARO.

Prova a parlarmi della crisi economica, vedetta.

DUNQUE.

Senza urlare.

L’attuale congiuntura…

Funziona.

Stiamo morendo tutti, Sire.

Ottimo.

Non ho parole.

Altro?

Niente altro.

Non farlo mai più.

FARE COSA?

Disturbarmi per niente.

Presto non la disturberà più nessuno.

Dì al paggio di portarmi un secchio di ostriche.

Il paggio è morto.

Ci starebbe bene con questo bianco sopraffino.

...

Ne gradisci una coppa?

E DUE TAPPI, GRAZIE!

I miei bastano per sconfiggere il nemico. E avanzano.

Si riferisce ai Turmanni?

Brindiamo.

A COSA?

Al nostro trionfo.

CREPI L’INVASORE.

Siamo invasi? E da quando?!

DICEVO PER DIRE.

Ah, ecco.

Bevo.

Alla tua.

Glup.

La vittoria è prossima.

Sì.

Cantiamo.




(cala il sipario)

Monday, February 2, 2009

Bluetooth Microsoft Mouse Pin

and Foffo seen by Salem



"Foffo e il Re"

Autore: Salem .


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