Awards 2010 Bel 
Ma come? Pensavo che il buon Dan si fosse prodigato, nei giorni della mia assenza, ad assegnare i premi No Bel 2010!
Invece ho scoperto che mi concede l'onore (e l'onere) di rappresentare l'H Demia anche quest'anno.
Ergo, signore e signori, ho il piacere di presetarvi No Bel the winners for the year 2010.
No Bel Award for 'HUMOR
to prof. Giancarlo Jug
that shakes the creeping fear of his students have not met the "fair trade and solidarity" with him entered, and then clarifies: "I was just kidding" when they point to as 4 to 7 students are equivalent to a presence "mass".
No Prize for Bel PUNCTUALITY '
to Rimoldi Cristina
encouragement.
No Prize for Bel SPECIAL EFFECTS
employed chemists, physicists and mathematicians (In alphabetical order) committed during the open day.
No Prize for Bel
a workaholic and slide Antonio Claudio Gritti
for having volunteered for a night shift at CERN.
The committee assigns on trust, as it is unable to say whether this connection has actually been realized, being engaged in other matters (to sleep).
No Prize for Bel LIGHT
Pedraglio to Sarah and Luke
to be able to contain the murderous instincts against labo3 companion, when she realized that instead of append a cable to the other, he had joined in a circle.
The identity of the aforementioned is subject to security protocol to safeguard the safety of witnesses.
No Prize for Bel 's IMPEDANCE (which in this case means "to be prevented")
me a. .. (forgive the ego)
for performance in the chemistry lab: three times Galli cabinet open and screaming, a flask on the ground in pieces three seconds after the warning "Do not break anything if not ..."
No Prize for Bel FLEXIBILITY '
to Daniel Guffey
not for special skills joints, but because of the choice to obey the great chief prof. Guarneri and dedicate a book in France without knowing French.
The second reason is also to be found in adapting to changes in the award-winning cuisine, from one to two choices Piadina Woodman: Woodman Piadina and Pizza Bianca!
No Prize for Bel 's ECOLOGY
University of Insubria feat. Polytechnic
which takes pride in the recognition (unicum!) for the second year in a row, for the faulty radiators, windows inchiudibili, the polar temperature of the water taps in via Castelnuovo, and 42 ° C recorded in the classroom of A01 via Anzani.
Menzione d'onore
a D'Angelo Andrea
per il perseguimento di una minore impronta ecologica, ricorrendo sempre e in ogni caso a mezzi di locomozione non inquinanti.
Premio No Bel per la COMUNICAZIONE
a prof. Di Trapani Paolo
che anzichè attendere la pubblicizzazione del proprio seminario in Confindustria da parte di università, giornali ed enti locali, si è dato da fare da sè, collezionando di rimando una sala gremita di gente.
Premio No Bel per l 'INGEGNO
a chi ha invented the camel-bags in the backpack of David Caruso.
No Bel Award for 'ENTHUSIASM
to Pietrogrande Andrea
because he has absolutely none.
Bel Award No special Prodigal Son "in
Cuccato Nicola
back after time to play the team jersey.
The award for BEST ORIGINAL SCORE
to Doronzo Michele, Matteo Maspero, Rimoldi Cirstina Tagliabue and Martin
for the song "Don Quixote"
that was the backdrop to 80% of walks in the mountains, to a percentuale non irrilevante (data la lunghezza biblica dell'opera) del viaggio Lugano-Ginevra e a un'altra non irrilevante del tratto Ginevra-Lugano.
La CITAZIONE dell'anno 2010
è "Più tardi vi specializzate, meglio è"
del prof. Guarneri Italo.
La cerimonia di premiazione si terrà il giorno 29 Febbraio 2011 nella sede dell'Università di via Valleggio.
Less than an hour and a half the world premiere of "life in a day" . For those who had ever heard it is a documentary about life on earth on any day (July 24, 2010) created by a patchwork of thousands of video film makers from around the world. 
